• jack,  Reality tv,  Top Chef

    Top Day!

    What’s Jack up to? He and I are off to the groomers again today for a touch up, since he gave them a bit of a hard time last week and didn’t let them shave around his mouth. Wish us all luck.

    No time for America’s Next Top Model last night, but I DVR’d it so I’ll catch up.

    But I did get to watch Top Chef. It wouldn’t be Wednesday without it!

    Top chef starts with Spike in his mustard fedora. Good times ahead.

    And Jen whining about lost love and Ryan is feeling completely delusional talking about possibly winning. What?!

    Dale is apologizing and Lisa not really taking it at all. Oh well, no love lost there.

    No onto the Top Chef drunken beer challenge and the chefs have to create a dish that has to go perfectly with beer. All the Lushes say, “Hoo!”
    Antonia is talking about dining down. Sounds like the kiss of death to me. Take everything n the TS kitchen seriously girl.

    Spike has on a black and white fedora.

    That guest judge, Koren looks like she’s seen the bottom of a few beers in her life. Not a smile cracked there.
    Jen and Lisa were so catty when Dale and Spike were in the bottom and the winner was Jen. Spike then turned catty and was all, “Yay lesbians.” Stop Hatin! But he doesn’t have on a fedora. Could he be running out? Fingers crossed. oh please let it be…

    The Elimination challenge is a tailgate party. Ugh. I can’t stand the tailgate challenge. I think it may be my least favorite and now Jen has a cause and she doing it for Zoi. Ugh again.

    On to Whole Foods to tear the place up. They must hate to see them coming.

    Spike- wings
    Dale-Pork and he’s being over confidant so I’m worried.
    Richard- Annoying
    Nikki-sausage and Peppers- are you surprised?
    Andrew- Very good sounding shrimp
    Stephanie- Pork- Yum.
    Jennifer- Is making a bunch of stuff an honor of Zoi.
    Lisa- Skirt steak and she actually said, “beating her meat”. What? Now I’m watching Bevis and Butthead.
    Antonia is doing a Jerk chicken sandwich.
    Ryan is doing a poached pear. Mmmm. Just what I always want when I go to a ball game! What a fool.

    Now the chefs are back home and drinking and Spike and Marc are the in tub wondering why no one wants to join them. What?! Ewww. But I do love the sexy music.

    Back at the field the chefs are showing their true colors. Dale is a fan, Spike is a jerk and Andrew is just silly with getting his helmet stuck on his head. He may have to wear it to judging. And poor Nikki, the ding didn’t leave enough food for the judges. So dumb.

    Now into the Not So Glad Room. Funny there is no more Glad in there. Glad is probably thinking their reputation is being ruined by all the bad vibes.

    The top three are Stephanie, Antonia and Dale. Even Tom is smiling at them. And the winner is…. Dale!!! Ahh my little Psycho boyfriend. I’m so happy for him. No trip to Italy, but you did get a gas grill? Lisa stop laughing at him. I know you are.

    Now the losers Nikki and Ryan and Marc. Why am I not surprised? I can’t believe Ryan is strongly defending those pears. Bring in Donald Trump to guest fire him now.
    Commercial-commercial

    Why are they making me wait?


    Finally the loser is announced and its California poached Ryan! Buh-Bye. I guess it’s back to his dad’s sweat shop now.

    Best,
    Kwana

  • agents,  DH,  happy birthday,  interviews,  jack,  love,  marriage

    What is LOVE?

    What’s Jack up to? Ugh! The wild dog tried to give the DH a heart attack this morning on his walk by dashing out into the street towards a car. Thankfully he’s fine. Not so sure about the DH.
    Thanks to all of you who submitted questions on Ask The Agent yesterday. There’s still time to chime in. If you want to ask submit here. I’ll be writing up the interview soon and submitting it to Elaine. I’ll give a shout out as to when it will be posted. Great Fun! Thanks again.

    Speaking of fun…
    Happy Birthday to my dear DH! My own sweet knight in not so shining armor (not his fault. I’m just a poor armor shiner). No this is not my DH in this photo, but this is me at about the time I met my DH about 20 years ago with my big time forever crush, Prince.
    Then my DH came along. He was my total opposite with his southern charm and cool demeanor, but he and give me the same type of chills as the very best Prince song. I was a lost from the start.

    He really is my true BFF, my toughest critic and greatest supporter. Sticking by me at my best and worst and understanding me when no one else does.

    Happy Birthday DH!
    I Love you. But you already know that.

    Love,

    Me

  • agents,  Ask The Agent,  Elaine,  interviews,  jack,  TKA,  writing

    Ask the Agent- why don’t cha?

    What’s Jack up to? Well, he’s really bummed today. We can no longer hold Nana hostage and she’s going home today, so no more clandestine treats for Jack. Sad days ahead. Waaa….

    This weekend while having lunch with my Fab Agent, Elaine Spencer of The Knight Agency , Elaine agreed to be interviewed on my humble little blog here. So we were brainstorming on what she would be interviewed about and she came up with the idea of Ask the Agent. That means the interview is up to you!

    Please feel free to post your burning (not too burning-this is a family show!) questions in the comments section and I’ll pose a bunch for Elaine to answer here. So what do you want to know? Don’t be shy. This should be fun!

    Best,
    Kwana
  • jack,  NEC,  writers,  writing

    Back from The Edge

    What’s Jack up to? It’s Monday morning and he’s wandering around the now almost empty house and I hope happy to have me back home from my weekend away. Although he’ll be terribly sad to see Nana go home since she’s been secretly been giving him little treats all weekend. Mmmm! Fresh baked ham!


    So I’m back from New England and the NEC Romance Writers of America Conference. The theme of the conference was: Come to the edge. What a fun and inspirational weekend it was! I got to meet my fab agent, Elaine Spencer, for the first time face to face! It was like meeting your old pen pal from Zimbabwe except in our case it’s been all emails with the occasional telephone call sprinkled in. I’m happy to say it was a wonderful meeting and Elaine agreed to be interviewed here. So stop back tomorrow for more details. Yay!
    There was a breakfast keynote speech with Susan Wiggs on the writing life and on Saturday Suzanne Brockmann gave a talk about going deeper with your characters that rocked the room. I also really enjoyed a deep POV workshop with author Virginia Kantra which I so needed for my work and many other helpful workshops. Thanks NEC!

    But you know the truth, this weekend is mostly about making connections with old and new friends. Check it out:

    Here I am with my New York buddies in our black dresses. There’s Megan my PIC in her stunning vintage Geoffrey Beene on the left and on the right is Elizabeth my NYC chapter Pres. in a gorgeous black dress with the coolest back that you can’t see, sorry.

    Here we are again having a little more fun in the “lounge” area of the hotel!


    Here’s the amazing Deidre Knight Pres of my agency with my other secret twin, Marley Gibson at lunch on Saturday. Are they not two peas in a pod?


    Marley and me!


    New friends and Japanese buffet conquerors Megan and Maureen. Hi Ladies!

    And finally, a shoutout to Myretta. Howdy! How come I didn’t get a picture with you? Bummer. Next time.

    Best,
    Kwana- whose all fired up and ready to write.
  • jack,  mortified,  writers,  writing

    On the Road

    What’s Jack up to? The poor thing has gotten into something because he’s under the weather and threw up all over the place last night. Eww. I hope he’s feeling better soon. In the meantime here’s a photo of him with his cute new haircut! Don’t ask me why he’s looking so mean. I think he’s still mad at me about going to the groomer in the first place. Oh well, take a number Jack.

    So I’m off to New England for the NEC Romance Writers Conference. I can’t wait to see old and new friends and to meet my Fab Agent along with some of my other Agency Sistahs. It should be a fun weekend full of inspirational workshops and lots of ideas. I love just love romance writer’s conferences! Any place where I can freely bond over Mr. Darcy is fine by me.

    So what’s up for your weekend? I hope it’s Happy.

    Best,

    Kwana

    P.S.- What did you think of the merge on Survivor last night? I’m going to be so mad if Ozzy wins this thing!

    P.P.S. Wanna see something funny? Check this out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piKQsnZl7I0

  • ANTM,  jack,  Reality tv,  Top Chef

    Earth, Wind and Fired Up!

    What’s Jack up to? He’s exhausted after 4 hours at the groomer today with the other “kids”. The dear went straight to the hall closet after and would not come out. He was so over me. But at least he’s clean and you can see his eyes. Picture to come soon.

    America’s Next Top Model was a recap show. I just don’t have time for those. It’s like a long commercial break.

    But happily Top Chef was all new.


    The show starts out with Jen being so cute and defending her girl who didn’t cut it last week. The we are introduced to Ming Tsai for the quickfire and the blind taste challenge. Antonia is excited. The chefs have to choose the more expensive dish. Stephanie was the worst which is surprising and Antonia rocked and won so she has immunity.

    Now onto the elimination challenge. It meals on wheels! Wheee! And its another team challenge based on the 4 elements of earth, water, fire and air and doing a starter.

    Water team: Richard, Andrew and Mark are poaching fish and way too happy about it. WAY to happy with the high fives and of course Richard is in charge and assuming the role as executive chef on the 1 dish starter. Gag me!

    Air is Jen, Nikki and Ryan. They are doing duck and pomegranate. Ryan messes up and uses all the pomegranate. Someone get him off the island.

    Earth is Spike (with a herringbone fedora) , Antonia and Zoi who are arguing over soup from the start. Chill babies. Get it together.

    Fire is the power team with Dale, Stephanie and Lisa. The tension is hot. Lisa is not happy with Dale or his devilish eggs. I love all of Dale’s snide impersonations of Lisa. Oh Dale you are so dry! Onto Whole Foods and Lisa is mad and now fighting for Asian. Way to fight girl! She wins out. Good for her.

    Sidebar: I just noticed that Spike is wearing a crazy hat in the confessional that really does look like a Ricky original and I’m nervous for him.

    Sidebar over and folks are coming in hungry. Team water’s poached salmon doesn’t look too good. Scaly? Oh very bad.

    Team Fire and some good looking grilled shrimp and the judges are happy, happy, happy!
    Team air’s Duck is next and uh-oh I head some complaints.
    Team Earth and the beef and more complaints from the judges, the diners and Spike! Yech.

    Time for the judges table and the Glad not-so-glad room. Richard is whining. Why you not so bad now, Dude?

    And the Fire team is called in and congratulated. They are so happy. I’m glad Lisa won this big prize since she really fought for this. Dale is bitter but man enough to admit it.

    Now Earth and Water are called in for the bad news. Richard is in TROUBLE! Mark and Andrew are just there. The Earth team is called on the carpet for their dish being bland. Zoi is fighting for her herbs and Spike is still bringing up his missed soup.

    Back to the Not So Glad Room and the big fight. Jen is bigging up Zoi telling her she’s an amazing chef. Is love blind? Richard is whining and Spike is mad at himself.

    Back to the judges and it’s the end for Zoi. I saw it coming.
    The Not So Glad Room is a mess. Jen is in tears. There is hell to pay and even with the show over the arguing continues. What tha-! Spike jumps on Antonia and Jen loses it, then Dale says something, Lisa jumps in and Dale tells her off because he’s pissed about not going to Italy. Spike goes too far with Jen and she kick a chair. Yikes! It’s Top Chef guys. Chill out and cook something.

    Buh-bye Zoi. Thanks for the memories.

    Best,
    Kwana

  • A New Earth,  jack,  Oprah,  Reality tv

    Too Desperate

    What’s Jack up to? He’s finally on his way to the groomer for a much needed haircut. Let’s hope he’s looking a lot better when I see him again and they don’t call me early to pick up my problem dog. I have to say I’m a little nervous about this new place we’re trying. They seem a little over the top with calling the dogs “kids” and all. What up with that? Wierd-o’s or just me?
    Thanks so much to all of you who checked out Megan’s interview yesterday. If you missed it please check it out. Megan is awesome!

    Today I was going to get all philosophical and talk about A New Earth. I’m still on the New Earth wagon and liking it although I’m behind, but I’m enjoying all this study of the ego and getting over it stuff. It’s interesting. A good thought I got from the download of the chapter 2 discussion was, “what you react to in another you strengthen in yourself.” Hmm… Let’s just think about that a bit shall we?
    Now the total opposite of suppressing the ego was last night’s Not So Real Housewives of NYC. It was EGO to the MAX! Alex, Simon, Ramona the whole thing was a mess. Talk about desperation and dying for acceptance. It was just S-A-D. Then the mad hatter dinner party with Simon as the creepy party crasher? Crazy.
    And the Topper of the Night for me was LuAnn pulling rank and not wanting to be introduced to “the help” by her first name and comparing “the help” to children. UGH. Just when I didn’t think it could get any worse. It did. Eek. Next week is the season Finale. Awww…. so soon?

    Best,

    Kwana

  • interviews,  jack,  Megan Frampton,  writers,  writing

    Plotting By The Seat Of Your Pants

    What’s Jack up to? He’s mad because the DH put a new lock on the laundry room door so he can’t get in there and rifle though the clean towels. Sorry Dude. You must find some new trouble to get into today.

    This weekend I’m excited to be attending the New England Chapter of Romance Writer’s of America’s Annual Conference. On top of getting to sit down for first time face to face with my fab agent I’ll get to attend workshops with some great authors which is always pretty inspiring.

    One of the inspiring authors giving a workshop this year is my own PIC (partner in crime) and author of the regency historical, A Singular Lady, Megan Frampton. Megan will be doing a workshop called Plotting by the Seat of Your Pants which I got to hear her do recently for our local New York Chapter. Listening to this workshop caused me to bug Megan for a quickie interview on plotting. Enjoy.

    Hi Megan. Thanks for doing this interview. It’ll be quick and painless. I promise.

    1. Tell me a little about your workshop and what made you decide to put this type of workshop together?

    In the course of attending various writers’ conferences, I realized—perhaps not a rocket scientist moment on my part—that there were very few workshops for pantsers, probably because of our seat of the pants style. As I tried to figure out how to write a story, and not just pretty words strung together, I came up with some ideas to ask myself in the course of writing that don’t involve “plot,” “outline” or “stay true to the synopsis.”

    [And I gotta give props to my faux critique partner, Carolyn Jewel, who worked on the outline with me. Some day we will present this workshop together, but meanwhile, buy Carolyn’s Book, My Wicked Enemy, when it comes out this summer. End of commercial.]

    2. When you said, ” a writer has to decide if they really are a Pantser and not a plotter looking to get out of the work,” it made me laugh and made me think. Can you tell me what that really means? How can a writer tell if they really are a true Pantser or a Plotter?

    I think true pantsers feel freest to write—and write best—when when they have only a vague story trajectory in mind. Wannabe pantsers work well with structure, but might not want to put in the advance work that pantsers do on the fly. Either way, it’s work that has to get done; it’s just a difference in when you do it.

    3. Another great point you make in your workshop deals with the fact that romances always have the happily ever after and you talk about how NOT to get the character together for 400 pages. Can you talk about that concept?

    Real-life romances are boring: You meet, you have a first date, it goes well, you have another one, and so on until you’re I-do-ing. Great for life, not so great for a fantastic story. The whole point, the big question the reader should be asking herself through the course of reading is not ‘when will they I do?’ but ‘how is the author possibly going to get these two together?’ THAT’s why you read. In a romance, the HEA is a foregone conclusion; it’s your job as a writer to make it less foregone, at least in the reader’s mind.

    4. You also bring up the clothes line approach. Can you tell me a bit about that and how it helps the Pantser?

    For me, I can write really pretty words (see above) but the scenes they’re in might not have much storyline significance. In order to make it to the final edit, you should ask yourself if the story can exist without that scene. If it can, rip it out, no matter how pretty your words are. If it can’t, keep it, and that becomes one of your clothesline items: You move from sock to sock (event to event) until you reach the end of the pole (no double entendre intended, btw). Each sock is more crucial as you advance, and you can work from one point to the next without having to know the whole wash in advance.

    5. How can a Pantser feel confidant when they type THE END that they really are at the end with all the loose ends tied up neatly and completely.

    Oh, for goodness’ sake, ask me a hard question, why don’t you! I have no idea. I know I feel confident that it’s done because I am COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY OVER IT, at least until I pull it out and edit it. I guess when your characters are smooching you are at the end, hopefully with ends tied. As you re-read, keep a notebook and make note of threads of plot you may or may not have tied up. Chances are you did, since your unconscious helps you, but if you didn’t, you can work it into your edit.

    Ha! Don’t get mad at me. I was hoping for something divine. Humph! I guess we’ll have to keep relying on each other. Ah-hem. Ok. Back to interview mode.

    6. Finally, please tell us what’s next for you.

    I’ll be working on a super-sexy high-concept novella called “Fortune’s Lady” (although I might name it My Lady’s Pleasure), and then the next book in my Road series, Road to Desire. I am searching for a new agent, and am committed, for the time being, to historical, although I would love to write another contemporary (I did one that didn’t sell—yet—called Mothering Heights which is being shopped around).

    Thanks for doing this PIC! See you in New England! Well, there and on the bus going there:)

    About Megan:
    Megan majored in English literature at Barnard College with a double minor in political science and religion. She worked in the music industry for 15 years, editing and writing music reviews for a music industry trade magazine. Eventually, she became the Editor-in-Chief and went on to develop music industry conference programs.

    Megan married one of her former interns and lives in Brooklyn, NY, with him and her son. Now that she stays at home, Megan has returned to reading — and writing — the fiction that was her first love. She is a member and was President of the Beau Monde (2004-2005), the Regency chapter of the Romance Writers of America, and a member of the NYC chapter of the RWA as well. Find out more about Megan here.

    Best,
    Kwana

  • blogs,  jack,  thanks,  writing

    Don’t be a Troll

    What’s Jack up to? Whew. Wild boy is fine and happy for a few hours of quiet on this Monday morning.

    This weekend was my monthly RWA/NYC local chapter meeting and we were treated to an exceptional talk on self promotion and blogging by Sarah from Smart Bitches Who Love Trashy Books (that would be us ya’ll!) and Ron Hogan from Media Bistro’s Galley Cat.


    Thanks to Sarah and Ron for being so candid on with their views and generous with their advice for the newbies of the group. Love the bit about not being a Troll. You know someone who goes around saying inflammatory things just to stir up trouble. Don’t you just hate people like that? They are not as cute as these litte guys to the right. If I ever get Trollish and it’s not about reality TV, feel free to give me a verbal smack-down.

    I walked away from the talk feeling like I was a least doing some things right with my little blog here by being my true self and sharing my thoughts on: Writing, TV, Knitting and life. Being a pre-pubbed author this is really a way to show my voice and get some words on a page every day even when my WIP is not flowing like I’d like. And let’s face it, it’s a bit therapeutic. Even if you’re not really listening I like to think you are!

    This blogger thanks you for tuning in.

    Best,

    Kwana

  • jack,  tagged

    It’s A Tag Fest!

    What’s Jack up to? The wild boy is getting himself in trouble again by frolicking his dirty butt in my clean laundry. Jack!

    So I was just tagged (see below) then I tagged Patricia and at the same time she was tagging me. And we call each other friends? Crazy huh? Not to be a wimp I’m going for it. 2 tags in a row then I am done. You are all probably now bored stiff with me, but here I go with the great A to Z tag:

    A. Attached or Single – Attached since the 80’s to my DH. Ha and they said it wouldn’t last. We showed them, Hon!

    B. Best Friend – I’m a lucky girl with lots of wonderful folks in my life, but I’ll name a few there’s: Patricia, and Karli and Ceska and my PIC, Megan. I could go on. I told you I was lucky!
    C. Cake or Pie –Hmm. Tough one. Depends on the cake or the pie.
    D. Day of Choice – Knit Wednesday
    E. Essential Item – Elizabeth Arden’s 8 Hour Cream
    F. Favorite Color -Black. Really, Is there another color for clothes?

    G. Gummy Bears or Worms – Gummy Bears
    H. Hometown -I’m a New York City girl

    I. Indulgence – Nightly Bubble Bath
    J. January or July – Neither. June is the month for me then October
    K. Kids – 2. Teen Twins a dear daughter and dear son
    L. Life isn’t complete without – LOVE
    M. Marriage date– Oct 7
    N. Number of brothers and sisters -3 Brothers
    O. Oranges or Apples – Green Apples
    P. Phobias – Fears – Both, but know they are a terrible waste of time
    Q. Quote – “I can’t think about this now. I’ll go crazy if I do. I’ll think about it tomorrow.” quick- who said it?
    R. Reason to smile –Just look around!
    S. Season of Choice – Fall. You can wear all that lovely black.
    T. Tag 3 – I’ll stop here so as not to get smacked. If you’d like to play just give a shout and have at it!
    U. Unknown fact about me – Oh Gawd! What’s not known about me after all these tags?
    V. Vegetable – Broccoli Baby
    W. Worst Habit – I’ll steal from Patricia and say: saying “yes” when I clearly should say “no!”
    X. X-ray or Ultrasound – I’ll steal from Patricia here too since I had the same experience: Ultrasound of twins! Eek!
    Y. Your Fave Food – yesterday was pasta, but today I’m so craving lobster.
    Z. Zodiac – Gemini baby!

    cool pic fom google

    Best,

    Kwana