• my view,  Smart Bitches,  Twitter

    Tweetup

    What’s Jack up to? Just chilling on his couch perch as I type this. He’s had a cool and lazy day, then a good night and is in no mood to let it go. I understand Jack.
    So yesterday I attended my first tweetup hosted hosted by @smartbitches. You remember Sara Wendall from her Beyond Heaving Bosoms guest post here.

    “What’s a tweetup?” I hear you asking. Well a tweetup is a sort of meet up with the call going out over Twitter.

    So Sara sent out the tweet: Come to the Smart Bitches Tweetup tonight @ Irish Rogue @ 530pm

    And I thought about it as I was doing afternoon errands of grocery shopping. I really wanted to head downtown to meet up with friends for a quick drink and some book gab. Really.

    So after much back and forth in my mind I was on the train, headed downtown and then…
    Tweeting up! It was a perfect evening to sit outside and people watch in the city.

    See Twitter can be fun!

    Photo thanks to Sara. Check out co- Bosom author Candy Tan in front looking
    so cute in stripes!

    Best,
    Kwana
  • book launch,  Sarah Wendell,  Smart Bitches

    Beyond Heaving Bosoms- Launch Day

    It’s a Happy Day for romance! Today is the official release day for Beyond Heaving Bosoms: The Smart Bitches’ Guide to Romance Novels by Sarah Wendell and Candy Tan.

    Happily in honor of their launch Sarah has agreed to guest blog today. Have at it Sarah. Welcome. My blog is your blog!

    Best Things About Meeting Fans of Our Website, Inspired by Kwana.
    (Kwana insert: Oh I’m so flattered! Cut to me batting my lashes.)
    1. Most of the women who read romance (I am an exception to his rule) are effortlessly stylish, savvy, and fashionable. (Me, not so much – after two babies with reflux, my fashion code is “May it Be Machine Washable.”) So when you meet these fabulous fans of romance, you can subtly learn all new ways to dress yourself and look damn good.
    (Look at this woman’s style. So cool. I’m sure she’s a romance reader.)
    2. Have we mentioned that Smart Bitches read romance? It’s true. So when you meet romance fans, expect silly, smart, sharp and witty conversation about everything from cell phone ebook readers to shoes to recently read books to the one title you’ll haunt the bookstore looking for on release day.

    3. Everyone is different with something crucial in common. I mentioned this in the Bitch Book ( better known as Beyond Heaving Bosoms: The Smart Bitches’ Guide to Romance Novels) and it’s so true. Romance is loved by many, many different women from many, many different walks of life and places of origin. The one thing we may all have in common is romance novels. We may disagree on every other thing, but romances can give us hours of conversation. There aren’t many things that can establish a foundation of friendship like a love of man-titty, emotional happiness, and wonderful protagonists.

    4. Romance Readers always carry great handbags. Why? We have everything else plus a book in there. Check out the purse selection at your local romance reader hangout – or visit Lady Jane’s Salon for a visual education in the art of the book-carrying handbag. Then go shopping.
    (Amen. You’re speaking my language here. Check out her bag. I bet she has a great French romance in there.)

    5. Corny ridiculous time! The conviviality and eager joy of romance fans translates to a very happy atmosphere when we’re all in one place. Love, after all, is all you need.

    Thank you!!
    Sarah
    Thank you for being here. And to you and Candy for being such true romance warriors. Check out Sarah and Candy over at their blog Smart Bitches Who Like Trashy Books here. And pick up a copy of Beyond Heaving Bosoms. You’ll have a great time.

    Best,

    Kwana

    fashion images from The Satorialist

  • authors,  book launch,  Books,  Smart Bitches

    I’m Beyond Heaving

    I love Romance Books! No big secret to my regular readers there. So last night I was thrilled to attend the 3rd Lady Jane’s Salon. Check out the site here. The only Literary Reading Series in New York devoted to the romance genre. Last night’s readers were: Alisa Sheckley aka Alisa Kwitney (and my new friend) reading from her book The Better To Hold You.

    Also reading was one of the founders of Lady Jane, Maya Rodale along with her Delightful boyfriend with the devilish accent from her book The Rogue and the Rival. What a sweet pair they are.

    The Salon was co-hosted by the fabulous Sarah Wendell from Smart Bitches Trashy Books, check it out here and she brought down the house reading from her and co author Candy Tan’s soon to be released book Beyond Heaving Bosoms: The Smart Bitches’ Guide To Romance Novels.

    I was lucky enough to snag a copy for my very own. With Chapters entitled:
    Cleavage, Corset, Codpiece and Love Grotto the book will not disappoint.

    Here is the synopsis:
    The Love That Dare Not Speak Its Name…
    We do it in the dark. Under the sheets. With a penlight. We wear sunglasses and a baseball hat at the bookstore. We have a “special place” where we store them. Let’s face it: Not many folks are willing to publicly admit they love romance novels. Meanwhile, romance continues to be the bestselling fiction genre. Ever. So what’s with all the shame?
    Sarah Wendell and Candy Tan — the creators of the wildly popular blog Smart Bitches, Trashy Books — have no shame! They look at the good, the bad, and the ugly in the world of romance novels and tackle the hard issues and questions:
    — The heroine’s irresistible Magic Hoo Hoo and the hero’s untamable Wang of Mighty Lovin’
    — Sexual trends. Simultaneous orgasms. Hymens. And is anal really the new oral?
    — Romance novel cover requirements: man titty, camel toe, flowers, long hair, animals, and the O-face
    — Are romance novels really candy-coated porn or vehicles by which we understand our sexual and gender politics?
    With insider advice for writing romances, fun games to discover your inner Viking warrior, and interviews with famous romance authors, Beyond Heaving Bosoms shows that while some romance novels are silly — maybe even tawdry — they can also be intelligent, savvy, feminist, and fabulous, just like their readers!
    It does look at the bad and the ugly of the romance and celebrates it and its very smart readers for the powerhouse that it and we are!
    Kwana and Sarah at Lady Jane’s
    Funnily enough on the drive from to the city I was listening to Whatever the radio talk show on the Martha Stewart channel and the talk was about a woman losing intimate interest in her husband after being with him for 10 years. A therapist came on and her easy suggestion was to read romance. Seriously hot romance. Because as we all know with women it all start in the head before action moves to other parts of the body. I’m just saying.

    Order Beyond Heaving Bosoms then and pick up a good romance today. You won’t be sorry.

    Best,
    Kwana

  • authors,  Books,  guests,  Sarah Wendell,  Smart Bitches

    Guest Blogger! Sarah- One Smart B. on warm reading

    Imagine my twitterly glee when I saw that Sarah from one of my all time favorite blogs: Smart Bitches Who Love Trashy Books was offering to guest post on folks blogs today since SBs were going through maintenance. Their loss my gain. Evil I am. I jumped at the offer! So without further delay here’s Sarah…

    OMG you are SO RIGHT. My thermometer in NJ is reading a balmy 32.8 and I am excited about every last one of those last .8 degrees above freezing.

    The thing about cold weather is that it makes me crave soup, hot beverages, and really long, luscious, forget-where-I-am-and-how-cold-it-is books. These are a special section of my keeper shelf – cold weather books. I have vacation books, need-a-break-books, and the ones that Calgon-take-me-away immediately.
    My top cold weather books (add blanket and hot beverage, spiked if you like it, and really, really warm socks) are:
    “The Duke and I” – Julia Quinn. Holy smackerel I love this book. No matter where I start reading it, I’m in. Warmth of a happy family and a truly loving heroine: le sigh.”

    Charms for the Easy Life,” by Kaye Gibbons – not a romance, but three women’s storys, past present and future, heavy on the magic and midwifery.

    “Lyon’s Lady” by Julie Garwood. This one is on my bedstand because I am always FREEZING when I get in bed, and a few pages makes me feel all warm and fuzzy. I love old Garwood historicals but this one is among my faves.

    What books warm your toes?

    (Thanks for letting me guest blog!)

    Smart Bitch Sarah
    Smart Bitches Trashy Books LLC
    Thanks so much Sarah! I’m honored to have you on my blog today. I’ll be sure to put those books on my snuggle up list along with a Snuggie!

    Everyone please hop on over to SBTB when they are up and running. It is the place to be for those in the know on romance. And chime in on the books that warm your toes. For me it’s anything with a sexy rake and a stubborn heroine. Elizabeth Hoyt, Lisa Kleypas, Eloisa James please.

    Best,
    Kwana